6.30.2005

Miss me?

Back from the road trip, which was more or less a blast. Very eventful. Some not so great bits -- it's hard for four people to spend three weeks in constant company, on the road crammed into a tiny Jetta for hours at a time, and all remain friends -- but despite the unpleasantness near the end, it was a wonderful vacation.

We drove across the country, from New York to Long Beach, CA and back. We went to visit our friend T, whose large white-stucco house on the peninsula is practically a vacation resort with a guest room and bath, sauna, and hot tub, and a prime location between two beaches, the bay on one side and the ocean on the other. This was my first ever visit to the west coast; it took me days to get over the palm trees.

Some highlights:

First night out, staying with a friend of E's in Philly. Went to our first game -- one of the main purposes of the trip was to hit up ballgames around the country (this was also the first baseball game I'd ever seen) -- and afterwards met Sarge, a friend of our host, who treated us to drinks in the amazing 400-bottle Irish bar located off the living room of his parents' house. The antique bartop is apparently a relic from a tavern in Valley Forge once frequented by George Washington and his men. Sarge serves 'em strong, and when we returned home, J, overcome, lay in the parking lot of the apartment complex and rolled around and puked until the cops showed up a few hours later and encouraged us to try harder to get him indoors.

After the Reds game in Cincinnati, we visited a Hooters in Florence, KY where they offer ten free wings to every ticketholder if the Reds score more than 10 runs. We gorged ourselves on greasy free wings, had our pictures taken with the obliging Hooters waitress (they're trained to bend over for photos in order to show off their cleavage -- it's amazing), and drove as far as the banks of the Mississippi, where E puked it all up.

Unfortunately, there was little to no vomiting for the duration of the trip, although it had been agreed that each of us should puke at least once. K and I managed to refrain, although the saltwater we swallowed in the ocean waves nearly did us both in.

Broke down at a Wal-Mart an hour out of Little Rock, AR at four in the morning, and had to be towed back to wait for six hours at a VW dealer while it was fixed. They kindly drove us to a Cracker Barrel for breakfast, where we fooled around with the toys in the shop, and played giant checkers and Mad Libs while we sat in rocking chairs on the porch.

Saw the Grand Canyon, and hiked a ways down it in one sunny, sweaty interlude away from the car. Magnificent.

On one perfect day in LA, we woke up to watch an LA car chase live on the news, then felt the rumblings of a brief earthquake. In more regional weather, we also got to see a baby proto-tornado during an impressive storm we drove through in Oklahoma.

On the way back from Long Beach, we visited Las Vegas, which was more fun than I would have believed a few years ago. The two spots K and I have had tentative plans to visit have been Montreal and Vegas, which he campaigned to convince me was a great place with cheap lodging, food, and entertainment. I resolved to give Las Vegas a shot, but I doubted we'd ever make it out there. I still have trouble believing that we made it all the way to Vegas before ever visiting Montreal, which is only a few hours away.

They say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but I will say that I did enjoy it quite a bit and was pleasantly surprised. We stayed at the Sahara and the Tropicana, and visited most of the major hotels on the strip. K and I made modest amounts of money playing poker, blackjack, and roulette (I learned and stuck to blackjack, and was surprised to win eight dollars on nickel slots), and J lost a fair amount of money at the tables and accidentally bought a $200 shirt to wear to dinner.

Drove back through Utah and Colorado, which were spectacular, despite growing tensions in the party. We ended up having to cut our trip short, skipping Chicago and Washington and blowing through St. Louis without seeing the city or the game. We got back a few days early, frustrated and exhausted, but it was still a hell of a trip.

Pictures to come soon, I hope.


reading: Eric Schlosser, Fast Food Nation; Ben Bradlee, A Good Life; all the issues of Harper's and The Week accumulated in my absence
saw: Batman Begins; Ice Age; a documentary about Evel Knievel; parts of Vegas Vacation, The Core, and White Men Can't Jump; episodes of Firefly (I can't wait for Serenity!)
playing: Oregon Trail (it's been a frequent topic of conversation lately...I just downloaded the game and an emulator out of nostalgia)
game of the day: The Fridge, a crazy, cute game where you play an egg roaming around the kitchen on an epic quest.

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6.10.2005

Well, I guess it's fixed. Farewell, then!

The blog seems to be working for now, so I shall take the opportunity to announce my three-week hiatus while I embark on a cross-country road trip with my boyfriend and two other friends (E and J, for future reference.) We're leaving tomorrow, so you won't hear from me for a while. At least I can leave with everything in order.

What a relief.

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6.09.2005

Blogger hates me.

One day, going to add new links to my template, I saw to my displeasure that the template was only partially loading. The page was loaded, but only a quarter of the template was there. Several times I checked only to see a twisted, corrupted template code. I left it, hoping the problem would resolve itself and the missing data reappear.

Yesterday, forgetting about the template problem, I blithely typed up and published a new post. This action republishes the entire blog -- replacing the current page with the corrupted code, and blinking my beautiful blog mostly out of existence, with only a few hideous scraps of html remaining to show it had ever been.

I sent an e-mail to Blogger for help, but I doubt they keep any backups. I was hesitant to make any updates, lest I lose any chances of the old template being restored. But when I got home (I made the ill-fated new post from my father's house, which may account for my absentmindedness), I was delighted to see that I'd left my computer in hibernation as usual, and an old copy of the blog was still open in my navigator window. I copied and saved the page code, and used it to reconstruct my template, creating a new test blog for the purpose (http://bluewyvernteatest.blogspot.com/ if you are for some reason interested -- I think I'll keep it around for emergencies). Deciding there was no point in waiting for help, I replaced the Blue Tea template myself, and hoped that the support people might at least tell me what happened and prevent it from happening again.

And then there was another, totally unforseen problem -- when I went to view my blog, I got the baffling message that "The file / cannot be found. Please check the location and try again." It works fine in the preview, and the test blog is still there, but for some baffling reason, Blogger no longer likes my domain name. If you're reading this, the problem has been resolved somehow, but gosh, I sure don't know.

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6.08.2005

Where does it bilong?

Vitamin Q has posted a fascinating list of terms in Tok Pisin (the Pidgin English spoken in Papa New Guinea) using the term "bilong," "belonging," which is used as "from" or "to" to construct a variety of interesting phrases. We came across this briefly in a History of the English Language class when we were discussing pidgins, and the only one I remember now is "gras bilong fes," "grass belonging to face" -- beard. (This list offers "gras bilong ai," eyebrow.) Some quite interesting ones. One of my favorites is "ol pikinini bilong rop wain" -- "those babies belonging to wine rope" -- grapes.

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6.05.2005

Comics to blow your mind

Sidebar Spotlight

I was recently visiting quirkybird's (creator of the excellent webcomic Bite Me) webpages, and I came across her page of webcomic links, most of which are so impressive that they now adorn my sidebar. I've felt the last few days as if I were picking through a treasure trove. A couple of them deserve special attention.

I am blown away by electric sheep comix. They are stunning, cosmic stories of life and death and sex and transformation, told in an incredibly innovative format that makes full use of the html medium, with lush artwork. I would especially recommend Delta Thrives, about a woman, a whale, and the afterlife; The Spiders, an intriguing alternate history of the Afghanistan conflict; and Chrysalis Colossus, in which a Victorian gentleman goes on a mind trip and meets his descendants.




The Perry Bible Fellowship is a cool little comic. Clicking on pictures in an imagemap will produce a short, surreal little story in four panels. The site also features animated films and nifty art.




Exploding dog is filed under "Other" because it's not really a comic. The pitch: you send in titles, and he will draw pictures based on or suggested by them. His sketchy, minimalist style is a little creepy and utterly cool.


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6.03.2005

Pigeon lady

Archive photo -- 2003

I've decided that this blog could use a little more color, so I'm going to try to post pictures from time to time. I should mention that I am by no means a photographer. I have never studied that noble art, and besides, my hands always shake. I have just a couple of old photos that are post-worthy -- I had the perfect one in mind for today, only to realize I'd taken it with a regular camera. I should really scan it or something. Anyway, this is another one from my semester in Paris two years ago. It's a pigeon lady at the fountain of St. Sulpice.


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6.02.2005

Power

I am in one of my vivid dreaming phases, where I have long, elaborate dreams every night and recall them pretty clearly in the morning. This was one part of last night's.

Old buildings, brick and stone. Castles. Perhaps some kind of school campus. Everyone is dressed similarly, in white and black and gray and dark plaid -- uniform, or a rather limiting dress code.

A blond girl, student-age, is walking alongside an older woman (teacher perhaps? Some kind of authority figure), also blond. The girl is talking to her intensely about something important, and then breaks off, looking nervously around her.

Everywhere she looks, everyone seems to be looking back. Students stand, paused, watching the girl and the woman. All the attention is on her.

The girl tries to keep talking, but notices it too many times, among too many clusters of people as they pass. Why are they all looking at me?

Because you have them under your power, the woman answers evenly.

What?

You put all of them under your power! the woman repeats. You did it.

Startled, the girl realizes to what the woman is referring. She flashes back to a scene of herself, alone, standing on the castle balcony at night, pacing, venting. She is frustrated and feeling helpless. "I wish everyone would just listen to me!" she rages to the night.

The girl turns pale, remembering. This seems to be a school where there is magic among the students. Her words were not simple words, and her anger gave them power. But she had no idea.

I said...that I didn't want to be ignored, she says slowly. That I wanted them to know how bad it felt. They are passing along some kind of rampart now, with a gathering of students standing just below, in the open space on the castle's roof. All have their eyes fixed on the pair. As she says this, some of the students let out cheers and whoops, raising their fists, in an almost automatic way. Why are they cheering at that? she says hotly. She doesn't have many friends among them...it is almost as if they are cheering her pain. The woman shrugs.

We have to find a way to break it... she says, and looks out over the crowd, which looks back up at her.

She resumes her earlier discussion with the woman, which was about some looming danger that they have to do something to stop. Now the entire school is party to the problem, and they plan something together. They set out to do it -- setting across the sea to somewhere in a longboat -- with all eyes still fixed on the girl, who sits in front, the only one not rowing. She sits sullenly, ignoring the unbreakable stares of the others focused on her back.

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6.01.2005

Grab bag

I was going to tell you about a spectacularly fascinating dream I had yesterday, but I may have lost too much of it since to be able to retell it coherently. It was great, though.

So instead, I'm going to empty out my links folder and post some random stuff.

These two articles challenge prescriptive grammar, reassuring us that it's all right (and preferred) to use "data" as singular and end sentences with prepositions -- because English isn't Latin. While I want to agree with them, I still find myself having trouble letting go.

The essay portion of the new SAT rewards kids for length, even if the writing is poor, sloppy, and even factually inaccurate.

Research suggests that women are far more susceptible to the effects of alcohol than men, but that feminism prevents this fact from being widely admitted, leading to increased alcoholism among women.

This BBC quiz that measures types of intelligence and tests What Kind of Thinker Are You? doesn't have any code you can cut and paste at the end (gasp!), so I'll give you the link to it, tell you that I scored as an Existential Thinker, and invite you to take it yourself and then read all the results.

This quiz also said I was quite existentialist, interestingly.


You scored as Modernist. Modernism represents the thought that science and reason are all we need to carry on. Religion is unnecessary and any sort of spirituality halts progress. You believe everything has a rational explanation. 50% of Americans share your world-view.

Modernist

94%

Existentialist

94%

Materialist

88%

Postmodernist

63%

Romanticist

38%

Cultural Creative

38%

Idealist

19%

Fundamentalist

19%

What is Your World View? (updated)
created with QuizFarm.com





reading: Charles de Lint, The Newford Stories; Ben Bradlee, A Good Life (K's pick)
saw: Die Hard; Die Hard 2; Die Hard 3; Shattered Glass; Enterprise; Law & Order; Red vs. Blue; Rocky
game of the day: Fly Guy, a delightful bit of pixel-art fun.

music: my "Oddtunes" mix, curr. necros - mystery mix
beverage: Twinings English Breakfast tea

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