Now what kind of a complaint is that? Who's going to take me seriously?
But it hurts. Frequently. That's my ENTER key finger! It's also the one I use for sticking up in the air when I drink tea. And pressing ENTER and drinking tea are two things I do a lot. (Addendum: it seems that I also stick that finger up when pressing any key that is not ENTER. I do that a WHOLE lot.)
Apparently that's just too much for one small digit to bear.