Least ambitious advertising slogan ever

Proudly painted onto the van of a local landscaping company:

"We Return All Phone Calls"

Moral: If you set your standards low enough, success is almost inevitable.

Labels: ,


Blogger J. E. Patterson:

Scarily, when I recently needed some landscaping done, 3 out of 5 landscapers did not meet that standard -- and the fourth called me back and promised an estimate that never happened.

(found your blog in a google search)

Anonymous Anonymous:

Ha ha. That amuses me highly. Just the blahness of it. Ha yes I got a good giggle outta that... :P



Post a Comment

<< Home