Be vewwy vewwy quiet

A customer today purchased a Sally Hansen "Nearly Nude" French Nail Kit. This particular item was rendered in the register's occasionally peculiar shorthand as "SH NEARLY NUDE FRENCH," as if some French people in a state of undress nearby might be offended or startled off by any sudden loud noise.

I suddenly pictured a sort of Elmer Fudd in pursuit of exposed Gallic flesh, crouched down behind that famed chinked wall in France which is celebrated in naughty schoolyard rhyme, shushing his fellows as he surreptitiously observed his quarry...